Writers' Blog
Cosmetic Surgery Directory Halloween Blog Contest
Halloween is almost upon us, and the Cosmetic Surgery Directory Blog would like to celebrate the occasion with a horrifying tale of murder, mayhem, and of course, silicone. Since this holiday sparks the creative juices in most people, we have decided to hold a guest blogger contest. The winner will have their blog posted on the Cosmetic Surgery Directory Blog on Halloween and receive a $50 gift certificate from the place of your choice. The runner up will receive a $25 gift certificate.
The theme for this year’s Halloween blog is “the undead breast.” You can interpret this theme however you like, but your blog must include some sort of undead creature (vampires, zombies, etc.) and it must be related to breast augmentation. It is up to you to figure out how these two factors align in your story.
Here are some important guidelines to follow:
- Please keep your story to approximately 1000-1500 words. I know this isn’t very much length to create a Halloween story, but keep in mind that your story will be posted as a blog on a website; it is not the great American novel.
- You must use the keyword terms “breast augmentation” and “breast implants” at least twice each in your story. This will help us create links and improve the SEO value of your blog.
- While this is a Halloween blog/story and should be fun/scary, it must still adhere to a level of professionalism and appropriateness befitting a plastic surgery website. In other words, no cursing, no derogatory or racist comments, etc.
- Please use Arial 11 font for your blog.
- The inclusion of pictures as a visual enhancement to your blog is encouraged, but not required.
For an example of an appropriate Halloween plastic surgery blog, please read last year’s:
The deadline for all entries is October 27, 2011. All submissions should be emailed to andrewm@page1solutions.com. Page 1 Solutions reserves the right to edit the winning submission as we see fit to meet the formatting and standards established by the Cosmetic Surgery Directory Blog. Page 1 also reserves the right to use and post any submissions on our websites.
Good luck, keep it spooky, and may the breast man (or woman) win.
Ten Web Writing Lessons from Bob Ross
Bob Ross is an important cultural icon for generations of PBS viewers. I remember discovering him on TV one day and being able to go to school the next day and mock him with everyone understanding who I was talking about. But over the years I have changed my attitude toward Bob Ross and have come to admire him for what he means to us as a society. In more than 30 seasons, he handed out peace, self-discovery, and joy in 30-minute increments, in over 403 episodes.
Recently, watching Bob Ross episodes I have also learned how much he has to say to web writers like me, who have to adapt our traditional writing techniques to the vigorous demands of constant content for our SEO clients. So, here they are: ten lessons from Bob Ross for web writers:
A half hour is enough to create a worthwhile piece of art. Many times, web writers have to produce a lot of content, and it's easy to think you don't have time to create anything worthwhile, but that's not true. 30 minutes is probably not enough to create a magnum opus, but every time you put your fingers to the keyboard, you should try to make every piece an actual unique creation, never "just another blog." If you're tired and bored when writing it, how do you think readers will feel? Give every piece a little something special to reward a potential reader.
Everyone's writing is different. Bob Ross constantly repeated that he didn't want viewers to try to "copy" his painting. He was merely offering people techniques they could use, but they should apply those techniques as they saw fit to create their own unique canvases of joy. When someone tells you there are specific "rules" to web writing or just one way to write a "perfect" blog, page, or article, just ignore them. What makes the web so popular is its sheer diversity of voices, and though there are some techniques that seem to be more popular, when the web becomes saturated with too much of the same thing, people get bored and seek out something else. Don't follow the pack and be the same old thing today. Strike out on your own and be tomorrow's "next big thing."
Depth and distance are very important. What Bob Ross taught was creating the painting in layers to give it texture and depth. Most web content is so superficial that adding depth to your writing can really help you stand out. Trying to create a piece in half an hour puts strict limits on your word count, but you can always sacrifice breadth to create a very focused, detailed piece that answers a specific question for future users.
Delight in your work and get a little crazy once in a while. Okay, so when Bob Ross said stuff like this, he never really went that crazy. But as I said above, if you don't enjoy your work, how can you expect it will bring enjoyment to anyone else? And one way to increase your enjoyment is to always be honing your craft. Experiment with words, syntax, and concepts to constantly refresh the way you write. Let your writing evolve the way nature does it: mutation and selection.
Make up little stories about your work. This goes along with Bob Ross' encouragement to "get a little crazy": he often created narrative arcs to enrich the locations of his paintings. Do the same for your work. Instead of writing to a huge, amorphous web audience, imagine one specific person you are speaking to. Give them a specific situation and background, and speak to the details of their experience. These details also help to give your work depth, distance, and texture.
Overworking will muddy the colors. Bob Ross said that when he was a "traditional" painter he would work on a painting until the colors became all mixed up, leaving him with a bland mess of grey or brown. A light touch, he said, is key to keeping the material vibrant and fresh. The same is true in writing for the web. Spending hours trying to craft the perfect sentence will do nothing but reduce the punch of your prose. "The Moving Finger writes and, having writ, / Moves on." There's always another blog, page, or article to write.
Anything you can imagine, you can create. Don't let the scope of your imagination be limited by what is already out there. If you see something different in your mind's eye, go for it. Whether it's voice, subject matter, or genre, let your wildest dreams be your guide. If you are true to your imagination, you will find your audience. It may be large or small, but it's out there.
A lot of great work will never be seen. One of the frustrations of watching Bob Ross is that he will often have what looks like a beautiful painting and then he will paint something in the foreground. Although it always turns out okay in the end, there are many great details in the painting that simply get covered up and lost forever. Be prepared for and accept this in your own work. Whether it's a fact or phrase that just doesn't fit in the final draft, a piece you love that gets rejected by a client, or one that just doesn't get the traffic or responses you think it deserves, just remember those beautiful details never meant to be seen, and write on.
There are no mistakes, just happy accidents. Which I'll leave open to your interpretation. Everyone has a personal threshold dividing "happy accidents" from actual "mistakes" in writing. Write enough and you'll find your own.
Matthew Candelaria
Ask a Stupid Question
Part of the optimization strategy of Page 1 Solutions is recurring content. To help ensure your website looks constantly fresh every time the search engines index it, we're always adding new content relevant to your most significant search terms. Sometimes, this can be a major challenge, especially for a few terms that do not have a steady stream of easy-to-write topics, but are also highly competitive. Of these terms, porcelain veneers is one of the worst.
Cosmetic dentists compete hard for porcelain veneer cases, so everyone wants to show up first for these terms with content that will make them stand out. The problem is, from a consumer standpoint, there's not that much to say about porcelain veneers, so we often end up getting crazy porcelain veneers topics. A couple weeks ago, I was assigned the topic:
What Are Porcelain Veneers Made of?
I considered writing the one-word answer: porcelain, but was in a cheeky mood, so I sent this blog to the account manager:
What Are Porcelain Veneers Made of?
At Modern Dentistry Associates, we get this question every day, and most people are surprised by the answer: puppies. That's right, puppies.

Typically, one puppy can be turned into a set of porcelain veneers suitable for a single arch. For color matching purposes, we like to select puppies from the same litter. The above puppies were used for one of our recent veneers cases that you can see in our before and after gallery. The left one was used for the maxillary (upper) veneers, the right for the mandibular (lower) veneers. How are puppies turned into porcelain veneers? Sophisticated machinery.
One of the principal challenges in turning puppies into porcelain veneers is removing the color. In the past, this was done with a mechanical separator that would homogenize the puppies into an organic sluice that was then put in sedimentation tanks. The lighter-colored material would then be skimmed off the top.

However, advancements in dental press technology have improved the process immensely. With sufficient pressure, you can squeeze the color out, leaving behind only pure white material that can then be shaped using the impressions taken from your teeth. The shaped veneers are then painted with a glaze to give them a natural luster and fired at very high temperatures to make them strong.

This new process allows veneers to be produced far more cheaply than in the past, and at Modern Dentistry Associates we pass the savings on to you. For extra quality assurance, we even keep the puppies on site so you can select your veneers by hand. We then ship them to one of the high-quality labs in our area where they are immediately pressed for maximum freshness.

To learn more about the wonderful technology behind porcelain veneers, please call or email Modern Dentistry Associates today to schedule your porcelain veneers consultation.
I then wrote a legitimate blog on the topic that will appear here in a few weeks.
The Problem with the Topic
The problem with the topic "What are porcelain veneers made of?" is not primarily that it sounds silly, but that it has an actual, nontrivial, complex answer . . . that nobody cares about. Nobody cares that modern porcelain veneers are hot-pressed cast glass ceramics to avoid the problems of sintering and shrinkage experienced by previous materials. A simpler and more effective topic recasts the question in terms that reflect the concerns of people considering porcelain veneers, such as: "How long do porcelain veneers last?"
We might consider blog topics as being in four categories:
1. Easy to write, low value
2. Hard to write, low value
3. Easy to write, high value
4. Hard to write, high value
Ideally, every blog should be a category 3 blog, the kind of blog that takes fifteen minutes to write and everyone wants to read. It will notably increase traffic to the site and result in a number of conversions. These topics are few and far between.
Myself, I tend more often to focus on what I perceive to be category 4 blogs. They work well if you take the time to do extensive original research that gives readers information no one else has put together.
Even category 1 blogs are okay, though, because even if they are not likely to bring readers to a site or bring them back for a second visit, at least they can be done quickly and still contribute to the keyword and link density of a site.
However, the topics we should try to avoid are the category 2 topics. Some technical topics can require hours to research and answer adequately. These topics should only be approached and written when explicitly requested by the site owner (in which case they hopefully supply enough information to get us halfway to an adequate answer).
Otherwise, if you ask a stupid (or complicated) question, and who knows what kind of answer you'll get?
Meditations on the "Marvel Method"
In an interview with Stan Lee, the comic book legend highlighted the importance of working with artists in creating his comic book characters and stories. He said,
All of my life in comics I have worked with artists, so I've collaborated with them. . . . I feel, when you collaborate with talented people, they inspire you. I would hope that you spark them also. And I find that working with people whom you respect, and who are as eager as you to do things that will excite an audience, that's the best way to go.
Lee credits collaboration as contributing to the vitality and significance of his characters. And it's true that a comic book character is both textual and visual. What a character looks like reinforces who they are, creates an entirely new dimension and helps them to become real to the readers. Unfortunately, comic book publishers seem to have too little respect for this and often put other priorities before ensuring the quality of the art that is a vital part of the book.
A good example of this is The Exterminators, a DC-Vertigo comic that came out in 2002. It was the first time I enjoyed the excitement/anticipation/frustration of following a comic month to month. Up to this point, I'd always been so busy catching up with back-issues and series that there was no need to wait for something to read. But The Exterminators was a good comic and it was perfect for my dissertation (which is on vermin in literature, film, and science), so I was there every month to pick up my new issue.
When the comic began, the artist was Tony Moore, and he did a great job in creating characters. They were expressive, textured, and very real. Consider, for example, Laura James, the wife of our protagonist, Henry. The shape of her face is slightly masculine (square chin, strong nose), a feature that comes out especially when she is angry, as in this picture.
The strength of her character comes out in her features, but she can also express vulnerability, as here when she is being chastised by her boss.
But one thing that doesn't change is her out-of-control hair, which always falls all over, quite against her wishes. When she is assertive, she peers through her hair, but when chastened, she hides behind it. And the texture of it gives a real impression of depth and layers, not to mention the natural color.
Unfortunately, after a few issues, they changed artists on me. They didn't even replace Moore with one artist, but with a rotating cast of pencillers, all of whom had their own style, which might be better or worse, but none of whom seemed to really capture the essence of characters. Here's an example of the same character as drawn by John Lucas, who became one of the regulars in rotation.
I'm sorry, but in these drawings, she has lost her strength and her original character. She's been given more feminine characteristics: softer chin, rounder nose, bigger eyes, larger lips, and smoother, paler skin. And her hair has been changed from its free, unruly, natural mess into cute, in-control curls that are lustrous and artificial.
Next time I picked up my monthly issue, I mentioned my disappointment in the change to the guy at the comic book store (Astrokitty in Lawrence, Kansas). He told me why they made the change because apparently Tony Moore was a local artist and friend of the shop. Apparently, Moore had trouble with deadlines. He was a perfectionist and wanted everything to be right before sending it in and he kept running up against the production schedule, which demanded that every issue be produced on time to get it into my hot little hands every month.
If they'd asked me, I'd've told them to hold the presses and wait on Moore, because once they changed artists, not only the art, but the story line suffered as well. I imagine that the writer, Simon Oliver, initially depended heavily on Moore to help refine his ideas, and when he wrote out ahead of the artists his plot arcs became boring and his characters flat.
My Point
In case you might have lost what I was saying or just scrolled down here to get to the end, I guess what I'm saying is:
Artists and writers produce better work together than either produces alone.
Good art takes time.
Good art is worth waiting for.
"They" as Third-Person Neuter Singular
One of the places where I disagree with many of my fellow writers, here at Page 1 Solutions and in the world at large, is on the use of singular "they." This is technically grammatically incorrect, but it actually has a long history of usage (Shakespeare did it, and he wasn't the first--or the last), and it has increased significantly with the drive for gender-neutral or gender-equal language.
First, a brief introduction for those who don't know what the heck I'm talking about. Consider the following sentence, adapted from our Orlando personal injury lawyer, Michael Barszcz, MD, JD's page on driver distractions and car accidents:
A driver risks a car accident if [ ] takes [ ] eyes off the road, even for a second.
Every place where there are square brackets requires a singular pronoun, and in English, the singular pronoun options are "he," "she," and "it" and their cases. Typically, we use only he and she to refer to people, in which case we are implying the child's gender. In the past, English followed the pattern of many Romance languages, and just used "he" wherever gender was indeterminate. This was known as the neuter or generic "he." As part of the attempt to create a more gender-neutral or gender-equal language, the use of generic he has come under fire and fallen out of favor.
There have been a number of solutions proposed to this problem, including:
Reword the sentence to avoid the issue:
There is an increased risk of a car accident if a driver's eyes are off the road, even for a second.
This option means that you can never enter any situation where a pronoun would be required, such as using it as the subject or object of a verb, or the possessive of a noun. Another option might be to rephrase using a plural form:
Drivers risk car accidents if they take their eyes off the road, even for a second.
Every time you do this, you're basically saying, "I wish I could use they as a singular," and it's time to step up and just do it.
Another option would be to repeat the noun instead of using a pronoun:
The driver risks a car accident if the driver takes the driver's eyes off the road.
Which is obviously no good. And even if you can use this method to avoid the problem on some occasions, it is still not a good option for my job, which requires rewording the same information multiple times which can easily become stifling if you shut off too many grammatical options.
Use "one":
A driver risks a car accident if one takes one's eyes off the road.
This option just doesn't sound natural to contemporary readers. I'll grant it to you if you're Virginia Woolf or if you take up "thou" (see below).
Use "he or she":
A driver risks a car accident if he or she takes his or her eyes off the road, even for a second.
We all know how cumbersome this becomes very quickly. Enough said.
Use "s/he":
A driver risks a car accident if s/he takes his/her eyes off the road, even for a second.
Because of the dissimilarity of the cases of he and she, this solution is generally just as bad as "he or she." Even at its best it is problematic. "S/he" are graphemes without determinate phonemes. In other words, how do you pronounce it? "Ssss-he"? "Sh-[pause]-he"? "She-he"? Or just "she"? I don't know. And neither do you. And if you think you do, likely we don't agree, which creates uncertainty in language, which might be good in language play but is to be avoided if the purpose in writing is to convey information.
Use "she" exclusively:
A driver risks a car accident if she takes her eyes off the road, even for a second.
It seems to me that this solution is no better than the problem it replaces. Plus, it introduces potential problems, if you seem, as you might on this page, to be saying that women are more prone to be distracted drivers.
Use "he" and "she" in equal numbers:
Basically, this strategy means that you need to have a tally sheet where you would keep track of which you used last so that you can use the other one next time. This may be a good solution for some, but to me any solution that introduces an external, mechanical element into the writing process is, frankly, lame. And it doesn't eliminate the problem with using "she" exclusively if you happen to use either pronoun in a place likely to cause offense.
Reasons to use the singular "they":
In contrast to all the above solutions, there are some very good reasons why the singular "they" should be the favored usage:
It's cognitively efficient.
This means that it's easily used by writers and understood by readers without difficulty. In teaching writers, I've noticed that many go first to "they," and then look for a substitute. Also, at least one study of reading speeds seems to suggest that readers take no longer to read a sentence than one using the generic "he." On the other hand, most other options take longer to read.
It has a long and distinguished history.
As I said above, Shakespeare used the singular "they," and he's not alone. Prominent examples can be found from distinguished writers in almost every century until jackbooted grammarians arose to rule by iron dictat.
It's popular.
Because it's cognitively efficient, many people use the singular "they" all the time in their day-to-day communications. I would say that in my classes of incoming freshmen this was probably used regularly by 49/50 students. Admittedly, we don't want to adopt every popular convention (I dare you to put OMG on my gravestone and see if I don't rise from the dead to remove it.), but in combination with other arguments it adds significant weight.
A decent plan today is better than a perfect plan next century.
The problem is here and now. Singular "they" is also here and now. Let's not futz around for another century waiting for someone to invent the perfect neuter pronoun. (I've tried it: believe me, it's harder than it looks.)
It's not the first time it's happened.
Have you ever wondered why we say "you are" instead of "you is," even when we're only talking to one person? It's because "you" is actually the plural second person pronoun. The singular form, "thou," has largely fallen out of favor. But if you take up "thou," I'll grant you amnesty from all my arguments.
And so, that, in a very big nutshell, is why I think we should adopt the singular "they." However, as I said, most don't agree with me, so I will suffer a while longer with "s/he" and all the other inadequate solutions.
The Name of the Artist
Writers, artists, and other creative workers are often familiar with the provisions of copyright, the law that allows creators of work to control how that work is used and secure compensation for use. However, artists have a number of other rights, which are often described as "moral rights." In many countries, these moral rights are acknowledge and protected by law. Copyright law in this country is primarily a capitalist apparatus: it defines the worth of a work in terms of money. It says that if an artist is getting paid, then everybody should be happy. If an artist attempts to assert moral rights, they are denied recourse. Among the moral rights is the right of attribution: the right of an artist to be acknowledged as the creator of a work.
One famous case where an artist was denied his right of attribution was the case of Alberto Vargas in his dispute with Esquire magazine. Esquire was "The Magazine for Men" even in the 1930s and 40s, when it was roughly the equivalent of FHM or Maxim today. Obviously, this magazine depended on pictures of voluptuous women to sell to its magazines and related products to its key demographic: men aged 18-40. Its current artist, George Petty, began in 1939 or thereabouts to demand compensation commensurate with the value of his work to the magazine, and the editors began shopping around for new talent, when they came upon Vargas. Vargas, an immigrant from Peru, had developed a small but respectable reputation with advertising work for the Ziegfeld Follies, various movies, and a number of product lines. His talent was easily the equal of Petty (see my comparison of their work here), and he had two additional qualifications that appealed to Esquire's publishers: he didn't know the law and he didn't know the value of his work. They would later discover that he also loved to work, would hold himself to so high a personal standard that he rarely needed much supervision, and had a hard time saying "no," all desirable characteristics in an employee. When Vargas produced his first painting for the magazine, an editor suggested changing his name to "Varga" in the paintings, which would be known as "Varga Girls." Both terms were later trademarked by Esquire.
Over time, Esquire gradually increased its demands on Vargas for productivity, to the point that he was producing at least a painting a week for the magazine, plus "freelance" work that the magazine negotiated for him. On top of the volunteer work he did painting mascots for US military units on request, Vargas was wearing himself out, and at some point he got a vague sense that he was not being fairly compensated for his work. When a friend saw the contract he had signed, they urged him to get out of it, which he eventually did.
However, when Vargas left Esquire, the magazine took all the as-yet-unpublished paintings and changed their name to "Esquire Girls," giving Vargas no credit whatsoever for his work. This was easy because Vargas had been told there was no need to sign his paintings, the magazine would use a "Varga" slug (like that used in the image on this blog). Vargas sued Esquire for many things, the right to his paintings, the right to use the name "Varga" that he had built with his hours of devotion to his craft, and the right to be acknowledged as the creator of the paintings.
Although Vargas won an initial decision releasing him from his contract and granting him compensation, on appeal the court found for Esquire (in a decision some note had all the earmarks of a payoff). A countersuit bankrupted Vargas. It would take him twenty-five years to pay off the legal fees from the lawsuit.
Learning from Vargas
In his lawsuit, Vargas argues for the concept of moral rights, distinct from economic rights. Vargas wanted the court to find that although an artist could assign away his economic rights through a contract, the moral rights--including the right to be named as the creator of a work--could not be assigned and therefore remained with the artist. However, the court rightly refused to grant such an argument because the law in this country does not grant moral rights to artists. And it is important to note that Vargas first undermined his own case by allowing the company to change and take ownership of his name and his artistic persona. Ceding moral rights at the beginning forced him to cede all rights in the end.
Since this 1947 decision, there have been some changes to the law that grant some limited moral rights to painters, sculptors, and photographers (the Visual Arts Rights Act), but none exists for writers. This is not unusual, because in this country (despite the demands of some activist groups) we are loath to legislate morality. However, I believe it is up to us as individuals to act morally, and it is up to us as artists to agitate for our moral rights, far more than for our economic rights.
The devil Iago, ever using truth in the name of lies, says,
Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing;
'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands:
But he that filches from me my good name
Robs me of that which not enriches him
And makes me poor indeed.
We all need money in this world, but it is the moral rights of the artist that continue to bind the work to the artist's soul, that allow us to create a body of work, a reputation, and a persona that is ours.
In talking about this issue to my fellow creatives, I have been surprised to find how many of them are either indifferent to it or explicitly do not want their name connected to their work because they are ashamed of the work they do. This is a bad sign for our company, both for the quality of work we produce and for our esprit de corps.
Personally, I am proud of the work I produce at Page 1 Solutions, and I always strive to create work that I can be proud of. I wish Page 1 Solutions took an equal amount of pride in my work and in me.
Writing Department Gets Involved in Elder Abuse Awareness Day
After nearly two years writing content for Page 1 Solutions, I have gained a great deal of knowledge about many subjects in which I never in my wildest dreams thought I would become an "expert." Sometimes, I find this newfound knowledge highly entertaining, such as when I get to research the wacky side of plastic surgery for the Cosmetic Surgery Directory blog. However, sometimes, this knowledge makes me sick to my stomach. Elder abuse falls into the latter category.
I have been the unfortunate recipient of many writing tasks requiring me to delve into the horrors associated with elder abuse. As someone with aging parents, I am particularly sensitive to this issue. While my parents are still healthy and vibrant, I worry that a time may come in the next 10-15 years when they may no longer be able to take care of themselves. Since neither my sister nor I live in the same state as our parents, we may be forced to rely on a nursing home or assisted living facility if their health were to fail. My time writing at Page 1 Solutions has made me view that possibility with a sense of impending dread.
When Page 1 Solutions decided to make a concerted effort to participate in Elder Abuse Awareness Day this year, I knew I wanted to be involved in some capacity that goes beyond writing a few extra blogs. So I placed a phone call to my friend Spencer to arrange a concert.
Spencer is the Recreation Director at Mesa Vista, an assisted living facility in Boulder. For years, we have been talking about organizing a concert with my band, Jababa, at the facility. I felt like now was the time to make it happen.
Unfortunately, our guitarist couldn't get off from work in time to participate, so we had to perform as a trio. Regardless, the event was a huge success. Jababa played an afternoon set a couple of weeks ago during the Friday afternoon banana split party. There were about 25 residents in attendance.
The residents seemed to enjoy the show immensely, and afterwards, Spencer told me that several of them were more animated than he'd seen them in years. One resident even jumped on my organ for a few minutes, contributing a solo at the end of one of our songs. Granted, her solo didn't exactly fit into the context of the song we were playing, but that hardly seemed to be the point. She was grinning from ear to ear for the rest of the afternoon.
In my brief time at Mesa Vista, it seemed like the type of facility that you would want caring for your loved one. Staff members were very friendly and patient, and residents seemed to receive quality care. After reading about so many subpar facilities, it was refreshing to visit one that did their job well.
We spent a good half hour or more talking with all of the residents after our set. We discussed a variety of topics including their favorite music, their favorite foods, and life at Mesa Vista. Overall, the entire band had a great time, the residents had a great time, and hopefully there will be another Jababa show at Mesa Vista before the end of the summer.
Congratulations, Page 1 Solutions!
Wow. Three huge awards. All departments worked so very hard on these three sites, but I must say, the Platinum Award for www.eyes.com is probably the most rewarding for me because of all the hard work Meli in Design and all five writers put into this project.
When Dan first approached me about the writing department producing over 100 pages of content all about eye ball stuff, I was like, "OMG, what are you thinking???" I hinted around that a freelancer could handle it (because our workloads at the time were crazy big, and I just couldn't imagine we'd find the time to produce so many pages on topics that required some in-depth research), but we did it, and we did it by the deadline we were given.
We wrote, and wrote, and wrote, and wrote some more. We wrote about LASIK. We wrote about PRK. We wrote about CK. We wrote about eyes and sun damage. We wrote about age-related macular degeneration, and we wrote about some very gross diseases of the eye. Some very, very gross diseases of the eye.
And while we were writing, Meli was designing her heart out while juggling multiple other tasks (not sure who helped with what in Design so my apologies for that). But I know the design was all Meli and the content was all Jenny, Matthew, Neil, Andrew and me.
With Ashley and Dan leading the way and SEO working their magic, a masterpiece was created.
Congratulations to everyone who had a part in this huge project. Platinum. Wow.
Remembering Columbine...
As most of you know, on Tuesday, April 20, 1999, two Columbine High School seniors, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, went on a killing spree with a variety of guns, bombs, and knives, killing 12 students, one teacher and injuring some 24 others before killing themselves, in what has since become one of the most infamous school shootings to date. (The shooting at VA Tech on April 16, 2007 left 32 innocent students and teachers dead.)There have been so many others. Too many.
When I was a kid, I remember the big question people asked my parents' generation was "Do you remember where you were when JFK was assassinated?" In the 80's it was "Where were you when Elvis died." In the 1990's, the question was "Do you know where you were when Princess Di was killed?" Even Kurt Cobain's death was significant enough to elicit that question. Most recently, people may ask "Do you remember where you were when Michael Jackson died." I have been asked (I've only lived in Colorado four years), "Do you remember where you were when Columbine happened?" As a matter of fact, I do and vividly so.
I was teaching English 101 at Marshall University in Huntington, WV, and it was a beautiful spring day. I was on my way to teach a late afternoon class, and I remember being in utter disbelief when one of my former students broke the news to me on the way to the Fine Arts building.
How could I conduct class; what would I possibly teach? What could I teach my students that could be more important than watching the events of that fateful day on the news. My class was 2.5 hours long (as most evening classes were at MU), so I started class, asked my students to write their reaction to the horrible event in their journals and after a brief discussion, I then dismissed them. I just couldn't focus (neither could they), and I certainly had nothing important to say about writing a compare/contrast essay when children had just been massacred by their own classmates.
So, when you wake up tomorrow on the eleventh anniversary of this terrible date, think about where you were, what you were doing, and what your reaction was.
To the victims and their families and all affected by what these two young men did, our hearts go out to you, and that day and those lives lost will never be forgotten.
Web Content Awards
There are some exciting goings-on at Page 1 Solutions, so if you never leave your office or cube and skip over those emails that don't directly ask you to do something, you may be missing out on some interesting stuff.
If an email doesn't start with, "Lynn, can you please..." I often don't read it or save it for later. Sadly, later becomes never in many cases (except those from admin, of course :)). As part of my efforts to be more involved in the company as a whole and learn more about what goes on outside the world of pages, blogs, and ePRs, I have learned a lot goes on around this joint.
No matter how busy we are with work, we have to find the fun right? Well, at least the type of fun one can have in the workplace--which some may find limiting except on Fridays at 3:00, which I hear is a lot fun (I'm always gone by then as those of you who have been here a while know full well). I digress.
One very exciting new opportunity is that we are expanding our Web award submissions. All departments now have the chance to be recognized for the great work they/we do. Now, keep in mind, since I don't venture from my cube too often and don't go to lunch outings regularly (and will NEVER go to a bowling party again), this may not be "news" to you at all; however, it's news to me, and I'm thrilled to have the opportunity to submit some of the writers' work in the hopes of being recognized on a national level for producing top-notch content for our clients.
So, I'd like to thank the Awards Submission Committee (I made that name up) for including the entire company in this very exciting opportunity. If Writing ever wins an award (or, I should say another award because there have been a couple), I hope the events following our acceptance speech are better than Sandra Bullock's. That is one award the world will never forget!

